i went into exam being told that it was a "mind fuck" by an online community of Netflix recommendations. it is not, the exam is a low budget movie about eight people trapped in a room told to answer one question but the papers they are given has nothing written on it. their prize is merely a job at a fancy company which is nice but not worth murdering people over. the film progresses edging toward an answer for all the questions it makes you ask and then gives the audience one of the dumbest twist's i have seen.
this film is very reminiscent of cube, with none of the fun. the only thing the movie the exam does correctly is make me want to kill myself. the film can be written by any idiot all you have to do is put characters is a confining situation make them go crazy and as they all slowly die off reveal a dumb twist then cut to credits.
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Monday, December 31, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Jack Reacher review
Jack reacher is a film that doesn’t
try to do anything unique and it still fails. The basic premise is that jack
reacher (tom cruise) is a drifter who is called upon by a man wrongly accused
of murder to prove his innocence. The film relies entirely on the fact that
everyone other than tom cruise is an idiot. For example at one point when two
men attempt to attack jack reacher they both smash everything around him with
crowbars multiple times and while bringing the crowbar back one hits the other
in the head. The movie is like an unfunny three stooges at times.
The film is so ridiculously
predictable and clichéd that I was waiting for the next action scene during the
dull dialogue but even those were awful. The film had only two action scene and
both were hard to follow and nothing made since, like tom cruise almost killing
someone with a gun deciding not to and instead have a fist fight which results
in tom cruise killing the guy. Another scene prominently featured in trailers
is where jack reacher is being chased by the police and escapes into a crowd
and members of the crowd hide him and give him a hat allowing him to escape.
Why would 20 people in a crowd hide someone who is being chased by the police,
they have no idea that he is a good guy and could have helped a serial killer
escape.
Jack reacher is a movie with
glimpses of well done cinema in it. (one scene where jack has a sniper and
rolls over and the camera moves with it) but it is bogged down by a barrage of
clichés and characters making bad decisions that the entire time you will wish
you saw a better movie.
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